Every two years the Frankfurt motor show rolls around and the Germans go crazy. Well, they used to. In 2017 the most impressive German at the show was probably the bratwurst, with the likes of Audi, Volkswagen and Porsche decidedly subdued. Then again, BMW and Mercedes-AMG had some razzle-dazzle on show but the Brits, French and Italians also shone.
Anyway, here's our top eight picks from the Frankfurt motor show, where the pungent musk of sweaty people in suits will, unfortunately, live with us forever.
The Honda Urban EV Concept will be on sale by 2019 and if it retains one iota of the retro coolness seen here, it could be the first affordable mass-market EV that doesn't look like a bag of smashed crabs and actually appeals to younger buyers.
Propelled by a 1.6-litre V6 engine pilfered from its F1 parts bin, the Project ONE 'car' is a feat of engineering genius, developing 740kW of power. It will give the upcoming Aston Martin Valkyrie some stiff competition, with a top speed of more than 350km/h and a design that screams, "I'm rich and you're not!".
Six Aussies and two New Zealanders have plonked down $500,000 deposits for the car, which is coming in 2019 and will fetch around $4.6 million a pop. Oh, and all 275 examples are sold.
Smarter suspension, more power and torque and fog lights so cool the fan boys will be wetting their skinny jeans, the new-generation Renault Megane RS is a $50,000 hot hatch we cannot wait to thrash.
The US-made behemoth has seating for seven, will offer a range of advanced technology allowing occupants to completely ignore other drivers (nothing new there), and will be on sale in Australia by 2019.
But when something looks this cool, why argue? The Koreans are kicking goals at the moment and this is another signal that there's plenty more to come.
As the support category for the Formula E championship from late 2018, the Jaguar i-PACE eTROPHY will see dozens of the butch-looking (but silent) SUVs ripping around race tracks, emitting nothing but good vibes and happiness… and possibly some epic stacks.
Illogically powerful, jacked-up, beefed-up and reinforced to tackle the rough stuff, you can bet that this car will be hugely popular despite the price of admission being unlikely to leave you with much change from $200,000.
With a 320km/h top speed and a far more exotic look than before, the latest is a step in the right direction but will still be shunned by the Ferrari traditionalists because it's not a V12.